Friday, April 1, 2011

I could become the next Monica Lewinsky

So my most favorite purse was this leather brown purse with 2 pockets on the outside and one large center pocket. And I think a side slit pocket too. The best fucking thing about this purse is there was a light in it. I know it doesn't sound spectacular, but trust me it was. You opened the purse an the light came on, You closed it and it went off, if they purse stayed open to long, the light went off.

It was a thing of beauty. I never ever had to dump out my purse to find my keys. I never had some random fruit snack laying at the bottom of my purse. This could be because I did not have children then but that is not really the point. The point is I don't have that purse anymore. Not because the battery went dead, because you could easily replace it so the light worked forever. No it was small, and I have graduated to a purse that you can keep 4 diapers, wipes, fruit snacks, animal crackers, 2 sippy cups or 2 juice boxes, a spare change of clothes for 2,  bill fold, pen, Kleenex, a book in case I can catch a second or two for reading, cell phone and keys.....I know I am forgetting something. But the point is my little leather light up purse can only hold my book and keys and the outside pockets are so big I would loose my cell phone. I mean this was back in the day when Nokia was popular the outside cell phone pockets were HUGE.

Well the point is I think every purse and diaper bag needs a light and I am not sure why it is not a standard in all bags. Seriously people!!! We have the Magic Bullet (the mini blender, not the sexy toy) being sold at local convenience stores!!! There are JEANS that you can wear to bed!!!!! A Pillow thats a Pet!!! Shoes that make your ass smaller!!!!! And I have to dump out my God damn purse all the effing time to find my effing keys, or random fruit snack.

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tibby said...

Where can I buy a lighted purse I don' have children, but I do have keys!!

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