1. Talk less, Listen more.
I am chatty, and sometimes I remember more ofwhat I say than what people said to me. So this resolution has become my resolution each year for the past several years.
2. Less bruises on my daughter.
I have a ten month old that has been walking since seven months, since her determination is farther ahead than her coordination she falls down a lot. Its horrible how many bruises are on her head. I can not tell you the amount of times she has fallen in this week let alone her life time. I can tell you my son has had 3 falls that were cause for concern. I can remember several times with Kayla that I contemplated if we were headed to the emergency room. The first time she fell down the stairs, in my defense I don't think she hit all 13 of the steps on her way down. The second time I was holding her and we both fell, in that instance as I was falling and trying to catch her Iwas able to think durning the fall if I should call my husband first or 911, she then toppled down the stairs literally head over heals and I knew I was calling 911 first. The timeI dropped her on her face while at the Doctors office was a particularly bad day for me. Followed by the day I ran her head into a wall at the Doctors office was also not a day I would like to repeat. Please take your hand away from calling child protective services. My Doctor says that my daughter is completely 100% in good health and shape and that I am a great Mom. I am not convinced of my abilities. But 2011 is a new year and since my daughter will be going back to day care I am sure she will be in better care than she has been with me. Parenting fail for me.
3. Loose inches and or weight.
When I look at my naked body in the light (as opposed to candle light, hey its forgiving) my body looks as if it is doing the wave at a football game. And it is not cute. My husband good bless his soul (as well as wavy body as well) he says I am still the best looking piece of ass around. (I share his attraction) In shopping for new work clothes I found that I can no longer fit into my old size, and I can nto fit into the size above me. So I am looking to wear dresses until I can fit into my old clothes. You know they do have some rather business like looking mumus these days. With the right accessories I feel I could pull it off.
4. Do not let Daughter consume inedible items.
5. Keep the house clean and the car clean.
This was suggested by my husband. I feel no need to make any discussion about this "resolution" as I am trying to keep a straight face I mean an open mind about the idea.
There you have it 2011 here I come.